Welcome!
Welcome to The Kala Files 3.0! A mostly useless website that I use for role play profiles set in chat rooms like oasiz.com, RPHaven, etc, and even sometimes on Discord - ask me if you need a link.
I don't always role play, but when I do, it's with these awesome characters that are of my creation.
Note: There is some BS that makes the page anchors not always work, and can mess with albums, especially in mobile versions of the site--this site is best viewed using the desktop version, so if you're on your phone, I suggest using desktop version.
If you're using Firefox, there is an issue sometimes with albums, I can't fix it so just use Google Chrome, or a different browser.
There also seems to be an issue with albums when using a mobile device, and I have no idea how to fix this.
Email: sageoutsider@gmail.com
Updates:
03.05.22
Introducing Salo'mei, Blademaster of the Korriban Sith Academy, and one of Seer's many mentors.
28.04.22
I did not realise that all this time, I'd been spelling "lightsabre" incorrectly, canonically it is "lightsaber," while "lightsabre" is used in some non-canon media - I literally can't even be bothered to correct my profiles, but I'll make sure new profiles will have the correct spelling.
I've also been misspelling "Nar Shaddaa" as "Nar Shardaa," but let's be real, the five people who even see this page never noticed or cared.
I will fix this when and if I can be bothered (this may be never).
Also also, introducing Xyr Sil'ast, the Kel-Dor Jedi Knight (I know i have a problem and I don't care), and Grutchalbarr, the Wookiee who is also Sith - I will be taking no questions.
Zhansana Tahjin the Sith Witch, has been updated and given some changes.
21.03.22
RP is back! We're on Discord now, if you need an invite, my Discord tag is Sage#4326
20.08.20
Introducing the Cinosians, and Aldous Amadus, the Jedi Knight of Cinos.
27.07.20
I've had some feedback on the current Archive, and there's been issues for some users, so I've made another archive on Google Drive
I've also added a language section to the page of Gaia.
15.07.20
The Archive has been fully updated with Star Wars scripts! Marvel ones to come later, maybe.
02.06.20
I have just found that the anchors are nearly useless, unless you give the page ample time to load. I don't know to fix this, because Wix won't allow a normal bloody html option.
But there's some good news: I've made some Space Pirates! Yarg!
13.05.20
Archive 2.0 is under construction! I'm still working out the issues, and have uploaded my most recent RP transcripts from the last few years. The old archive was just a bunch of links to my dropbox, but I never use it.
You can still use the old archive, if you prefer, it does have the older stuff, for now. At the time of this post, I have no less than 1,296 RP transcripts, starting as far back as 2001. I plan to rename the files, so they can be viewed in order - check back here for updates as to when this undertaking is done.
12.05.20
Seer's aliases have been moved here, and updated! Darth Eresh'kan, Knightfall, and Jim Kor, all updated!
Also added a profile for NPC Jedi Master Chan, and his species, the Ven (no, not the diagram).
11.05.20
More NPC's! Seer's three top lieutenants: Seren - captain of the Basilisk, Nutura Industries COO Rala Kados, and his Nar Shaddaa second, Hetheus.
10.05.20
The Iegan species is one I created long ago (not to be confused with Diathim) was never transferred from my old site, so I have corrected this.
08.05.20
Heaps of updates! Most characters have Language sections now. It seems most of the force-users seem to have been making use of the force power Translation.
I'm also in the process of making all links a different colour. I reserve the right to never finish this.
I've also made some NPC profiles! B'Taran / The Blacksmith, the sword maker, Dr. Bairee Talmai, the geneticist of Kamino, and more to come! There have been many background NPCs who've been a part of my many stories, so I thought it'd be nice to give faces and backgrounds to the names.
23.03.20
Valiant, Nate and Mandalorian Brak, all updated! This is the way.
10.03.20
Sage has had a major update.
28.11.19
Naboo is back! On Oasiz.net
19.07.18
The Kala Files 2.0 aka Webs can eat it, I'm moving everything to here now, long live The Kala Files 3.0 ON WIX!! Eventually, if I can be bothered.
01.07.18
Naboo RP is back baby! On RPHaven.com
All Star Wars profs are in the process of being updated.
24.10.16
With cubby.com having shut down, I have moved my stuff to Dropbox, where you can see all my RP scripts from 2003 to today, and it's up to date too.
Go back in time and see when for years, I used to write one line posts all the time, witness how I eventually learned how to write in a slightly less cringe worthy manner and embrace the change from Star Wars to Marvel & DC. I may write Star Wars again someday, for now, I'm focusing mostly on comic books.
My Archive page will be adjusted to show links to years individually.
I got bored, so I created a Multi-verse.
05.01.16:
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24.10.16: Cubby is now gone :(
04.11.15
This is old news, but I have moved to a new Marvel RP room! Marvel Chronicles is its name, here is its forum. 02.07.18 Marvel Chronicles is closed.
30.05.15
The Characters page has been updated and.. I have a lot of characters.
23.04.14
I've started uploading RPs with titles that automatically arrange them to show the most recent in alphabetical order, from 2013. Enjoy.
24.10.16: Cubby is now gone :(
11.01.14
On my Iron Fist page, I shared the news of a brand new on-going comic series, called Iron Fist: The Living Weapon, coming this April!
I've also updated my Disclaimer (it is long, just skip to the bold and underlined bits) and some of Nate's profile.
Liam is also complete! I am finally happy with that profile.
11.08.13
The old Kala Files is gone! See the new Archive page. Long live the Archive.
There was an original Kala Files site and its still around but I hardly use that now. It was an archive for role play transcripts but I can't be bothered saving them these days. I don't RP much at all now.
The original Kala Files can be found here.
Its badly out of date, badly organised to the point of headache inducing, but if you can somehow navigate the cacophony of madness, you can actually find old role play transcripts, some are very old and show that while my RP these days is bad, back then it was much worse.
27.02.13
Updated some of the profiles, if you haven't checked them out, you totally should.
I have also become an addict of Mass Effect.